When amateur volunteers take over the task of fund raising for a Public Radio station mayhem ensues. The script was derived in part from a questionnaire to on air hosts eliciting their bloopers.
A fund raiser ad lib from Annie Hat: So you take your sweetie out to a restaurant and spend a hundred dollars, and the next day what do you have to show for it?
A typo on an event announcement: All are welcome to the bookkeepers fair and don’t forget to bring a queen in a bottle.